the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
(via johnnychristisshort)
| Me: | I should close Tumblr when I'm trying to write. |
| Me: | Oh, look. Something new is on my dashboard. |
| Dashboard: | Look, I'm Tom Hiddleston! |
| Me: | You can stay as long as you like. |